So I have two days left teaching at my School. At the going away party friday night, they told me they are going to make a plaquard with my picture and words of encouragement for the rest of the school to see till japan sinks in the ocean.
So what should I say?
Two in the pink, one the stink.
Have as much sex as possible in high school.
Donkey Punch.
Goatse
All jokes aside, what words of inspiration should I relay for the future of japan?