There are a few ‘for sures’ in life:
1) When you are flying and don’t get that exit row seat, you will be sandwiched between two fat americans that haven’t showered for weeks and are wearing remains of the triple quarter pounder that they had for desert twenty minutes prior to taking off.
2) After an 18 hour flight, the line for customs will be around 45 minutes. In addition to this, the aformentioned people will find it enjoyable to yell at there friends who are two rows in front of you. (And the conversation will consist mainly of how horrible the food(and portions) were in the country they just spent two weeks in.
3) Americans are fat.
4) i64/40 will always be a bane on stlouis
5) Israel != <3 for the palestine
Anyways, back in the ‘lou. w00h00