Was anybody in the AV at their high school? After telling some japanese people that american high schools usually have AV clubs, with cameras and recording equipment, and getting some really interesting responses I finally asked what the problem was.
AV is what the japanese refer to the porn industry as, mainly Adult Videos.. AV. So this made me smile. I guess I have some japanese people convinced their are pr0n clubs in american high schools.. fast times at ridgemont yo.
So this leads me to this idea. You see all the pornstar tshirts in america and japan.. why not have a japanese version.. ‘cuz kanji looks cool. 私はAV男性です。
To make it even better, we could mario-fy the tshirt. Have the kanji right justified, top to bottom right to left with mario on the far left… mmm and then to cafepress to print a few…
**Update**
Here is the jpg.. fish 
**Update**
Thats read as ‘ watashi wa AV dansei desu.’ I am a male pornstar.